A poem by Alexander Fosnaugh, sophomore English and Communications major
Abandon all abilities and aspirations
Behold babbling bolstered bugs
Crinkly cockroaches cutting
Eager evangelical eagles earnestly
Fabricate fictitious facts.
Has helped hazardous hypotheticals.
Idolize infectious ink in
Knowledgeable kooky kebabs,
Log long-lasting likable
Narrow national narratives
Object oppressed observers,
Passive Peacemakers, perfectly poisoned.
Real reasonable requests. Ridiculously,
Saturate sabotaged structures.
Target the transgender teens.
Until unrequited unanimous
Vivid violence vehemently
Washes well-mannered wage workers.
Younglings. Yak your yuppies,
Zap zestful zeal.