Febreazy

Anonymous

Awful manners, snotty sneeze

Pungent odor, need febreeze 

Get a shower, take a bath 

Teeth are yellow when you laugh

Clean your bedroom, scrub the floors

Kitchen cabinets, bathroom door 

Polish windows, disinfect 

Put some traps out for insects 

Got bad hygiene, every day 

Something something, marinate 

Just go outside, get some sun

It’s easy for everyone 

Clean out cobwebs, sweep up dust

Go all in or it’s a bust 

Take down curtains, moth-eaten

Don’t go out, work on weekends 

Is it contrived, maybe so 

But don’t abide a messy home 

If the mirror’s grimace back

Hair is limp and clothes are slack 

Lift your chin and keep it high

It won’t be like this all the time 

The days are yours, do as you please

But don’t forget to spray febreeze