A play by Sarah Nieukirk Dead Personality Cast Rich Bitch____The Tall One Sir Gay____The Short One Kernel Nut____The Old One Sir Bastard____The Young One Spoiled Gurl____The Pretty One Miss Fortune & ?____The Insane One Mr. Corpse____Allen the Head (Everyone except Sir Gay is sitting. Sir Gay walks in, and Rich Bitch gets up to greet him) Rich Bitch: Thank you for joining us, Sir Gay. Sir Gay: Of course, Lady Bitch. I wouldn't miss your birthday for anything. (Under his breath) Especially...

A short story by Sarah Nieukirk It was a dark night. Halloween night to be exact. One lone teenager was preparing for this special occasion. Ryan was his name, and he wore red horns and held a pitchfork. On his chest was a neon vest. This vest was important because Ryan would soon be the protector of a small gaggle of trick-or-treaters. As Ryan finished preparing, he went through the list of the trick-or-treaters in his head: Stacy, Will, Mindy, Aiden, and Tommy. The doorbell rang, and Ryan...